My brain has left the building.

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I am so totally drunk.Why is it I'm... what? My mom just wanted to taste the wine that was left from my birthday and wtf mom too much.She's funny.It takes her like half a glass of champagne and she already can't walk straight.Mother went to sleep but I am still...why am I on the interwebz?

Also.THIS? HOT SMEX.