yep...I still suck
Yea....so someone at school today told me that prom
is coming up, and I'm like that's cool. I want to go, because I've
never been to anything...not homecoming, defintely not a sady hawkins,
not the "fall ball" or the "spring fling", nothing of the sort. So I'm
talking to my friend, who was kind enough to inform me of this event.
So I'm like, "That's cool. I want to go. I have a tux in my trunk...it could use a dry cleaning, but other then that, I'm good to go.."
So then my friend, being Captian obvious, says, "Umm...yea, you could use a date too....just a thought."
"Yea. well, Never had a date. Never really tried to get one," said Matt.
"Wow, you suck more than me," says Captain Obvious.
"True that."
so now that you've got the background story, here's the point.
I don't know what to say when asking for a date to prom(or anywhere else for that matter). I mean, I could go the "Saved by the bell" route and wear tights and do some balet Slater style, or Comb my hair in a part(yea...right) and lean against the locker and lay some "Morris Charm"....But that show was over rated anyway.
I could go the degrassi route and do roses taped to the locker...but that's just creepy....and expensive.
I could go the Napolean Dynamite way, nad draw a terrible picture of her, explaining I spent 6 hours on the shading of her upper lip. haha.
I could even use a lyric of my math teacher which is really funny, "You turn me into a cowboy shirt and a nice set of hands," followed by: will you go to prom with me?
I could just say a somewhat funny joke and then be like, "hey, you laugh when I'm around. prom sounds fun."
Or I could stay home and read a book, deluding myslef into thinking A Chuck Palahniuk book is better than prom, because frankly, that's what fat guys do, although the author may vary.
So you know what...I don't think there was a point to this...I'm just in a wierd mood, and this is the place for wierd and random thoughts.....But thanks for reading, have fun finding my grammatical and spelling errors. lots of the latter, because I don't care much about typos. I'm a firm believer in the Frueden Slip. And yea, that's probably not spelled right either.
Muchos amores.
So I'm like, "That's cool. I want to go. I have a tux in my trunk...it could use a dry cleaning, but other then that, I'm good to go.."
So then my friend, being Captian obvious, says, "Umm...yea, you could use a date too....just a thought."
"Yea. well, Never had a date. Never really tried to get one," said Matt.
"Wow, you suck more than me," says Captain Obvious.
"True that."
so now that you've got the background story, here's the point.
I don't know what to say when asking for a date to prom(or anywhere else for that matter). I mean, I could go the "Saved by the bell" route and wear tights and do some balet Slater style, or Comb my hair in a part(yea...right) and lean against the locker and lay some "Morris Charm"....But that show was over rated anyway.
I could go the degrassi route and do roses taped to the locker...but that's just creepy....and expensive.
I could go the Napolean Dynamite way, nad draw a terrible picture of her, explaining I spent 6 hours on the shading of her upper lip. haha.
I could even use a lyric of my math teacher which is really funny, "You turn me into a cowboy shirt and a nice set of hands," followed by: will you go to prom with me?
I could just say a somewhat funny joke and then be like, "hey, you laugh when I'm around. prom sounds fun."
Or I could stay home and read a book, deluding myslef into thinking A Chuck Palahniuk book is better than prom, because frankly, that's what fat guys do, although the author may vary.
So you know what...I don't think there was a point to this...I'm just in a wierd mood, and this is the place for wierd and random thoughts.....But thanks for reading, have fun finding my grammatical and spelling errors. lots of the latter, because I don't care much about typos. I'm a firm believer in the Frueden Slip. And yea, that's probably not spelled right either.
Muchos amores.