I hear the road is usually down for repair anyways

[minima_de_malis]

Random memory from many many years ago. There were a bunch of us sitting around the lunch table making idle conversations and someone mentions the words treasure trail. One person asks "what's a treasure trail?" which prompts some silly descriptions, and then the conversation turns to what would you call it when someone is particularly hairy. The treasure road? the treasure highway?

Then suddenly the tall guy at the table who is also splendidly hirsute jumps up and begins lifting his shirt... "BEHOLD... THE AUTOBAHN..."