A late project runway recap.
It sucks to be in Vermont. You know why? We have four TVs with cable on campus. Yeah. Four. And they were all taken. So, I did not watch the finale. I may download it, however. iTunes now has PR for sale on there. But until then, I will go off of the pictures on the Project Runway website. And you know how cool I am? I am so cool that I saved all of the pictures and uploaded them myself.
The rating system is as follows:
1 Stupidly Dressed Dachshund: I thought that Congress passed a law banning torture.
2 Stupidly Dressed Dachshunds: That's pretty bad, but not horrific. Try harder next time.
3 Stupidly Dressed Dachshunds: About as interesting as Dr. Phil on slow-mo. Actually, that's pretty entertaining. Well, this outfit's just boring.
4 Stupidly Dressed Dachshunds: I wouldn't wear it, but I like it.
5 Stupidly Dressed Dachshunds: Woah! I want that, NOW!!!
So, here's my rundown:
Chloe
Reminds me of:
Me wearing my mom's old bridesmaid dresses when I was 7.
I like:
The fabric is beautiful! Awesome on the waist.
I don't like:
Everything but the fabric. Totally unflattering to her arms and hips.
Rating:
Reminds me of:
Something Nicky Hilton would wear trying desperately to show off her legs so that people will stop looking at Paris. Then Paris would show up having lesbian sex.
I like:
Almost everything about it. The combination of the matte material with the silky one is awesome. And the bottom of the skirt is delicious.
I don't like:
The neck. It looks like it's trying to choke her. And what's with the pre-teen "I stole my mom's makeup" look? The hair looks like a rat's nest.
Rating:
Reminds me of:
J.C. Penney Easter ads.
I like:
It's basically okay.
I don't like:
It's boring.
Rating:
Reminds me of:
Janet Jetson.
I like:
The bottom is awesome! The sleeves are just the right length.
I don't like:
It looks really stiff, and there's a crease down the front.
Rating:
Reminds me of:
Old Barbie outfits of my mom's that we keep in the garage.
I like:
The dress part is really cool and I would totally wear it.
I don't like:
That poofy sleeve jacket thing is awful. And the makeup and hair is back!
Rating:
Reminds me of:
My Laura Ashley wardrobe from 1992.
I like:
The cut and style of it is cute.
I don't like:
DAMN POCKETS! WTFUCK???!!! Just for pockets, you only get:
Rating:
Reminds me of:
Elle's suit in Legally Blonde!
I like:
The color's beautiful, as well as the neck of it.
I don't like:
The fabric seems heavy and gross. And the middle is not very cute.
Rating:
Daniel
Since he didn't win, he doesn't deserve a pic here.
Reminds me of:
Robin's officewear.
I like:
The fabrics especially. It really looks high fashion, yet completely wearable. I love it!
I don't like:
The neck looks a little "Thriller"-esque, but I can overlook that.
Rating:
Reminds me of:
This one girl who was a year ahead of me in high school went all goth one year and tried to wear things like this. It did not work.
I like:
The bottom of it looks like it was cute before the picture cut off, and the straps are cute.
I don't like:
It's so ill-fitting! Look at the boobs!
Rating:
Reminds me of:
A jumper.
I like:
Nothing.
I don't like:
Let's see...let's start at the pockets and work our way up, shall we? I've already said enough about pockets and how they suck. In fact, I just wrote something in my plan about it. The fabric is a bad color. The shade of beige is completely too warm for her skin tone, the gloves- well, I don't think I have to say anything about the gloves. Well, except that they look like the glove that the bad guy in The Incredibles wore. That I had to say. Finally, there is no makeup on this girl, and I swear I did that hairstyle this morning when I couldn't find my brush and had a ponytail holder on hand.
Rating:
Reminds me of:
Instyle magazine- adorable on the page, but probably costs a small European country and would never be seen in real life.
I like:
Pleats!!! I LOVE pleats!!! I would pleat everything if I could! And I want one of those vest things. Too cute. The model is adorable and looks happy to be there, unlike most of these models.
I don't like:
Honestly, I can't find anything. I would wear this in five seconds.
Rating:
Santino
Reminds me of:
This set of lingerie I saw yesterday while shopping online.
I like:
no, I LOVE this dress. I would wear that to any formal event I had. In fact, screw that. I would wear that everywhere. Even in the bath. Sexy...
I don't like:
I just love it.
Rating:
Reminds me of:
Doesn't the model's face look like Reese Witherspoon? Well, the black Reese Witherspoon.
I like:
The top is so cute! Pleeeaaats. Yeeees. Yuuuum. And it's an awesome color.
I don't like:
The pants. The last time I saw anyone wearing leather pants it was TRL in 2001 and Ricky Martin was the guest host.
Rating:
Reminds me of:
Sex scenes in movies where the woman wraps the sheet around herself to get out of bed.
I like:
The color and style is so well chosen. I would trade anything for the model's hair, as well.
I don't like:
The skirt looks like it belongs at Rampage or Forever 21. Trying to be upscale, but really it's just Lycra.
Rating:
Reminds me of:
The villanesse in a Disney princess movie.
I like:
It looks, um, well done?
I don't like:
Everything. It's a disaster. The sleeves are ugly. The corset is ugly. The skirt is see-through, and ugly. Ew.
Rating:
Hope you enjoy!
The rating system is as follows:
1 Stupidly Dressed Dachshund: I thought that Congress passed a law banning torture.
2 Stupidly Dressed Dachshunds: That's pretty bad, but not horrific. Try harder next time.
3 Stupidly Dressed Dachshunds: About as interesting as Dr. Phil on slow-mo. Actually, that's pretty entertaining. Well, this outfit's just boring.
4 Stupidly Dressed Dachshunds: I wouldn't wear it, but I like it.
5 Stupidly Dressed Dachshunds: Woah! I want that, NOW!!!
So, here's my rundown:
Chloe
Reminds me of:
Me wearing my mom's old bridesmaid dresses when I was 7.
I like:
The fabric is beautiful! Awesome on the waist.
I don't like:
Everything but the fabric. Totally unflattering to her arms and hips.
Rating:
Reminds me of:
Something Nicky Hilton would wear trying desperately to show off her legs so that people will stop looking at Paris. Then Paris would show up having lesbian sex.
I like:
Almost everything about it. The combination of the matte material with the silky one is awesome. And the bottom of the skirt is delicious.
I don't like:
The neck. It looks like it's trying to choke her. And what's with the pre-teen "I stole my mom's makeup" look? The hair looks like a rat's nest.
Rating:
Reminds me of:
J.C. Penney Easter ads.
I like:
It's basically okay.
I don't like:
It's boring.
Rating:
Reminds me of:
Janet Jetson.
I like:
The bottom is awesome! The sleeves are just the right length.
I don't like:
It looks really stiff, and there's a crease down the front.
Rating:
Reminds me of:
Old Barbie outfits of my mom's that we keep in the garage.
I like:
The dress part is really cool and I would totally wear it.
I don't like:
That poofy sleeve jacket thing is awful. And the makeup and hair is back!
Rating:
Reminds me of:
My Laura Ashley wardrobe from 1992.
I like:
The cut and style of it is cute.
I don't like:
DAMN POCKETS! WTFUCK???!!! Just for pockets, you only get:
Rating:
Reminds me of:
Elle's suit in Legally Blonde!
I like:
The color's beautiful, as well as the neck of it.
I don't like:
The fabric seems heavy and gross. And the middle is not very cute.
Rating:
Daniel
Since he didn't win, he doesn't deserve a pic here.
Reminds me of:
Robin's officewear.
I like:
The fabrics especially. It really looks high fashion, yet completely wearable. I love it!
I don't like:
The neck looks a little "Thriller"-esque, but I can overlook that.
Rating:
Reminds me of:
This one girl who was a year ahead of me in high school went all goth one year and tried to wear things like this. It did not work.
I like:
The bottom of it looks like it was cute before the picture cut off, and the straps are cute.
I don't like:
It's so ill-fitting! Look at the boobs!
Rating:
Reminds me of:
A jumper.
I like:
Nothing.
I don't like:
Let's see...let's start at the pockets and work our way up, shall we? I've already said enough about pockets and how they suck. In fact, I just wrote something in my plan about it. The fabric is a bad color. The shade of beige is completely too warm for her skin tone, the gloves- well, I don't think I have to say anything about the gloves. Well, except that they look like the glove that the bad guy in The Incredibles wore. That I had to say. Finally, there is no makeup on this girl, and I swear I did that hairstyle this morning when I couldn't find my brush and had a ponytail holder on hand.
Rating:
Reminds me of:
Instyle magazine- adorable on the page, but probably costs a small European country and would never be seen in real life.
I like:
Pleats!!! I LOVE pleats!!! I would pleat everything if I could! And I want one of those vest things. Too cute. The model is adorable and looks happy to be there, unlike most of these models.
I don't like:
Honestly, I can't find anything. I would wear this in five seconds.
Rating:
Santino
Reminds me of:
This set of lingerie I saw yesterday while shopping online.
I like:
no, I LOVE this dress. I would wear that to any formal event I had. In fact, screw that. I would wear that everywhere. Even in the bath. Sexy...
I don't like:
I just love it.
Rating:
Reminds me of:
Doesn't the model's face look like Reese Witherspoon? Well, the black Reese Witherspoon.
I like:
The top is so cute! Pleeeaaats. Yeeees. Yuuuum. And it's an awesome color.
I don't like:
The pants. The last time I saw anyone wearing leather pants it was TRL in 2001 and Ricky Martin was the guest host.
Rating:
Reminds me of:
Sex scenes in movies where the woman wraps the sheet around herself to get out of bed.
I like:
The color and style is so well chosen. I would trade anything for the model's hair, as well.
I don't like:
The skirt looks like it belongs at Rampage or Forever 21. Trying to be upscale, but really it's just Lycra.
Rating:
Reminds me of:
The villanesse in a Disney princess movie.
I like:
It looks, um, well done?
I don't like:
Everything. It's a disaster. The sleeves are ugly. The corset is ugly. The skirt is see-through, and ugly. Ew.
Rating:
Hope you enjoy!