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[minidots]

The 'Lair of Despair'. What an aptly named place. I do hope that I don't come off as... snobby, but this place really is rather... well. I cannot help but feel despair when I wander through these large, empty halls, with nothing to look at or do, save for count the number of cracks in the wall that pass by as I walk. I do so miss my old home, with

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[minidots]

She was, rather! I read a very ancient journal kept by my great, great, great grandfather, who said that she was the loveliest lady who ever walked the planet. Granted, she did also have affairs with hundreds of other men, and later on her own son...

Why, the patterned one in the study room, of course! Why do you ask? He doesn't belong to you, does he? He'd better not. I'm very attached to him, and I'm cranky and lonely enough to physically gnaw out your eyes to keep him.

(( White-outs! ))

[minidots]

Heehee! My, what an odd question. Of course I am! It's not like I have anything else to do here...

... Oh, goodness. That came out wrong, didn't it.

[minidots]

An even more bizarre question! What a strange man you are. No... I don't. Why do you ask?

[minidots]

Oh, that's quite alright! I must admit that I'm rather curious about your interest in my new toy. I never thought that a man would ever be interested in a little stuffed lion... not to say that you're not a man, of course! I just... oh, never mind me. I'm just a silly girl with a silly toy because I have nobody to call my own. A-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!

(( *howls song in white-outs* ))

[minidots]

The king... is busy, apparently. Too busy to care about his wife. I gave up EVERYTHING for that rat. I gave up my freedom, my beautiful polka-dotted clothes, all the boys that I flirted with... I could have had Goofy! At least he knows how to treat a woman! But NOOOO, I had to go and marry Mickey!

Calm down, Minnie. Mickey loves you. He does. He does. He does.

... Excuse me while I go and find some flowers, won't you? I have a sudden urge to play the "He loves me/not" game. WITH A CHAINSAW, AND WITH PLENTY OF PENT-UP SEXUAL FRUSTRATION.

[strugglematcher]

Oh man. First a Chocobo, then a stuffed lion. What is it with you and small, fluffy things?

[strugglematcher]

Then why the hundred questions? The fuzzy lady already said that it came from behind a sofa.

Spanky with his jacket, huh? Nice choice of similes. (And yeah, I know what those are, I have a dictionary.) Interesting choice of similes.

Tell me, Princess... do you 'whack it' to the furry purple lion? You can trust me. I wouldn't tell a soul.

[strugglematcher]

Would 'Leon' happen to be the name of the furry purple lion? Hey, man, I wouldn't do that! S'not like anyone in this lame place really cares about anything that I say anyway.