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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October jacoby_swift and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last week I punched cyber_child in the arm (-10 points). In May I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I put gum in armandia's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-154 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
miniboy