Mad Tea Party (pt 1)
"The humans have been terribly active lately. There's been reports of large bags and boxes appearing within the household..."
"Aw Prowl, c'mon, we jes' got back from 'er 'extended vacation'... sh'prob'ly jes' settlin' back in."
"There's been names getting tossed around the berthroom - Mirage; Bumblebee; Optimus, even."
"S'they're talkin' 'bout folk. They're talkin' 'bout redecoratin' the bathroom too."
"This is hardly the same. Blaster, keep your scanners focused in case Soundwave has finally made an appearance..."
"A'ight, so what're we doin' out here?"
"I saw the human female come this way with the bags I mentioned... If we're going to find out what's going on, this is as good a place as any to start."
"We'll need to reach the tabletop. Either she has left the bags up there, or we can use it as a vantage point to scan the rest of the kitchen and the living room."
"Whaaaa..? Ain't none of us tall 'nuff t'even get onta the chair, Prowl..."
"Ain't no problem, mech, I'll give ya a boost."
"Y'sure y'don' mind, Blaster...?"
"Nah, s'cool. Teamwork, ya'know? You're the lookout."
"....oh."
"Alright.... now how'm I gonna get over there...?"
"Please can I have some Energon, Red...?
"We don't know that this is Energon! We don't know what this is! And why is the human trying to make us drink it?! It could be intended to melt us from the inside!"
"Y'know... at this point, I think that's a risk I'm willing to take..."
"Halt! State your business! Friend or foe?!"
"........Red?"
(Next: Part 2)