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[mini_mia]

Thanks teriberri for this link. Who knew you could RATE TURDS????? My god, people will rate anything these days. I must detach my eyes from that site and burn it from my memory forever. There is such thing as too much information.

Think, think, happy thoughts...like ice cream, money, torturing siblings...

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[_over_protected]

Oh, why did I click on that? Ew, ew, ew! So much nastier than I expected. The sad thing is, guys do this with their friends, for fun! "Dude, I'm bored. Let's whack out the digi cam and take pics of our turds. Hey, and you know what would be even better? If we uploaded them on the internet!" ;S

[mini_mia]

You clicked it!!! Mwuhahahahaha!!!! I think was the most digusted at how incredibly long someone's poop could be. *lol* Not exactly polite dinner conversation I'm making. Guess I should stop.

[_over_protected]

I did. : / LOL Oh, for sure. I'm wondering what kind fo diet these people are on. Don't worry, the conversation's a lot more bearable that the graphic visual. ;)

[mini_mia]

Ew, that's disgusting! Now I have to think about what these people eat to get those shapes of feces? Blech!!!

[_over_protected]

Like curly fries? :P

[mini_mia]

Hey, I eat curly fries like no one else I don't see my poop curling up like that. Actually, it must be those giant bananas I see when I poke around the banana section in the grocery. Now those things are thick and huge...

[_over_protected]

LOL, bananas! How very phallic. ;D You've been "poking" them, hey? ;P

[mini_mia]

Unclean images!! *covers eyes* Don't use such words in front of me, evil woman! *lol* I'm never touching another banana again!

[_over_protected]

Muahahaha! Oh, I'm sure you'll *touch one* again. Maybe even a whole bunch! ;P

[mini_mia]

*blush* Guilty as charged. I touched 4 today.

[_over_protected]

Four? You lil, banana slut , you! ;P

[mini_mia]

Shh!!! Don't spread the word around! And don't call me a slut! I'm sure you touched loads more than just innocent little bananas....

[_over_protected]

It was a compliment! :D Well I've touched some innocent big bananas too. :P

[mini_mia]

You have a weird perception of compliments.

*lol* I remember once I was working with this girl at my first job, and we were peeling bananas to freeze them. I had this bunch of huge ones, and I was like "Omg, these bananas are insanely huge!" She was like "You know [so-and-so]?, his banana is always huge!! His mom picks the biggest ones for his lunch!" I cracked up.

[_over_protected]

And of pretty much everything else. I know. :P

ROTFL! I love those totally innocent situations that turn deliciously deviant. ;D See, banana jokes make the world go round!

[mini_mia]

Only because of its shape. I've heard hot dog jokes too. Well, weiner jokes. Hee hee, weiner.