Someone came to school on their belly and another person came without their fucking keys!!
Yesterday I was locked out of my house till 19:15, can you believe it!!! I was so annoyed with myself after I analysed the situation; because of my stupid annoying self I stayed at scholl till 5 and got home around half past. Now if I was clever and didn't wait around so much I would have got in before my dad left and the fact that I forgot my keys wouldn't have mattered, because my dad would have opened the door for me. But no, thats not what happened. If I had credit it wouldn't have been so bad. I was so bored and I kinda started going crazy all hunched up on my welcome mat, I got out a piece of paper and started writing to myself. The challenge was to write as small as I possibly could. How sad- what boredom does to you!
It says:
I can't believe I'm locked out my house
I must look like a right idiot whose forgotten her keys- how dumb am I?
And I am also so hungry I could eat Ben or Sam's brain, hmmmnn tasty like KFC!
I'm chatting so much bollocks
Shit my next door neighbour who is Jermaine's dad (yes, my future father in law) just walked past me he must've thought what a dumb, fucking stupid girl she is. And now yes Jermaine just walked out of some car- oh the embarassment.
The streetlights are now on and its made me realise how dark its gotten.
I am now trying to come to terms with the fact I might be on this mat for quite a long time.
Jermaine is so utterly buff he is going to be my husband.
This is going to stop because I can no longer see.
Now to the second part of this entry- snakes. Its dedicated to all the people who talk about others behind their backs and pretend to be their friends to their faces- and it really has got to stop.
Last week it was just stronger than ever for Graveney girls but it is so dumb. Come on think about it, there are some people who you'll never see again once we break up for good. So I think everyone would feel a whole lot better if they just held in all the evilness and bad shit and just let out all the happiness and good vibes.
There, my attempt to be Jerry Springer at the end of his shows is over, I bet you're all thinking thank fuck for that!
It says:
I can't believe I'm locked out my house
I must look like a right idiot whose forgotten her keys- how dumb am I?
And I am also so hungry I could eat Ben or Sam's brain, hmmmnn tasty like KFC!
I'm chatting so much bollocks
Shit my next door neighbour who is Jermaine's dad (yes, my future father in law) just walked past me he must've thought what a dumb, fucking stupid girl she is. And now yes Jermaine just walked out of some car- oh the embarassment.
The streetlights are now on and its made me realise how dark its gotten.
I am now trying to come to terms with the fact I might be on this mat for quite a long time.
Jermaine is so utterly buff he is going to be my husband.
This is going to stop because I can no longer see.
Now to the second part of this entry- snakes. Its dedicated to all the people who talk about others behind their backs and pretend to be their friends to their faces- and it really has got to stop.
Last week it was just stronger than ever for Graveney girls but it is so dumb. Come on think about it, there are some people who you'll never see again once we break up for good. So I think everyone would feel a whole lot better if they just held in all the evilness and bad shit and just let out all the happiness and good vibes.
There, my attempt to be Jerry Springer at the end of his shows is over, I bet you're all thinking thank fuck for that!