All I want for Christmas is porn \o/treacle_tartletAugust 13 2011, 04:11:05 UTC
I know, you're all shocked >_>
AHEM (to the tune of 'My Favourite things' from The Sound of Music, which I may have just ruined for a few people...):
Vibrating butt plugs and mint flavoured lube, Anals beads, floggers, and red high-heeled shoes, Pretty blond Slytherins tied up with string, These are a few of my favourite things.
Um ... did you want us to re-state our prompts from last year, if they didn't get fulfilled, or are you going to include a handy-dandy link for the last few years' worth of prompts like you did last year?
(See what happens when you do such an awesome job ... we learn to expect awesomeness.) ;)
The Weasley twins (SHUT UP, FRED DID NOT DIE) are in charge of making the brandy butter for Christmas lunch. Except they can't find any butter, and Percy drank all the brandy, so they'll just have to improvise...
NGL, totally nicked this idea from Bottom's Christmas episode, in which Richie and Eddie make vodka margarine...
Should I be saying 'PROMPT' in the subject header? treacle_tartletAugust 13 2011, 04:44:05 UTC
Someone charms the fairy on top of the Slythering Christmas to look like Scorpius Malfoy, so Scorpius spends most of Christmas Eve crying in the bathroom. Thank goodness Albus is there to seduce COMFORT him with a purloined bottle of firewhiskey...
Having been dumped by Ginny after she spots him ogling Charlie's arse, Harry finds himself alone, depressed, and at Hogwarts over the Yule holidays. Headmaster Snape decides Harry needs to be saved from himself, again.
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AHEM (to the tune of 'My Favourite things' from The Sound of Music, which I may have just ruined for a few people...):
Vibrating butt plugs and mint flavoured lube,
Anals beads, floggers, and red high-heeled shoes,
Pretty blond Slytherins tied up with string,
These are a few of my favourite things.
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Um ... did you want us to re-state our prompts from last year, if they didn't get fulfilled, or are you going to include a handy-dandy link for the last few years' worth of prompts like you did last year?
(See what happens when you do such an awesome job ... we learn to expect awesomeness.) ;)
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NGL, totally nicked this idea from Bottom's Christmas episode, in which Richie and Eddie make vodka margarine...
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