FIC: The Sweet Smell of Christmas [Harry/Draco - R]

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Title: The Sweet Smell of Christmas
Author: ashindk
Pairing(s):Harry/Draco
Prompt:Draco has over-indulged on the sprouts and the Christmas pudding. He has wind and he is mortified. Harry is delighted for an excuse to tease him.
Word Count 2469
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No

Comments

[birdsofshore]

OMG, Mystery Author! LOLOLOLOL! I don't know what I was even thinking, leaving this prompt, but you have done it PERFECTLY. So funny, silly, and even Christmassy and romantic as well? How did you make flatulence so charming? Ahehehehehehe.

I'm rushing off to work, now, but I'm going to come back later and tell you all my favourite bits, starting with

Harry, you fucking heathen! You can tie me to the bed and fuck me anytime you want, but in the future, could you please not use my silk tie to do so!” His words were followed by the clatter of expensive leather shoes, as he took the stairs two at a time and barged through the door, still straightening his tie. “Oh,” he said faintly. “Hello Mother, Father.”

GOLD. GOLD, I say. I will be sniggering all day. ♥

[birdsofshore]

Hee! I just read it again :DD

I really love “I'm perfectly likeable!“ Oh, Lucius! And Narcissa saying "Of course not." Hee!

The thing about the tie still being on the bedpost is hilarious, as mentioned earlier. What I forgot to say was that it is also really hot. I love that delicious detail.

The dinner is so fabulously awkward. It makes me cringe. And then, for some reason, it's so funny when Draco Disapparates instead of just walking out.

I also love that Lucius is all sulky and sad because he can't eat sprouts. And that Narcissa won't shut up about it!

They were so naughty disappearing up to their room. I thought Harry was quite kind considering he had to put up with Draco's parents. The chandelier shaking while the Malfoys politely finished their meal was PERFECT. And then the pudding and Lucius with the PRUNES, oh lord.

[birdsofshore]

Sorry, my baby pressed 'send'. I'm just spamming you with comments now. :D Anyway, thank you so much for picking my ridiculous prompt, and for making it so funny and sweet. ♥

[ashindk]

Your comment made me smile. I'm glad you liked it :-)
(Did you guess that I wrote it? In my head it's a sequel-but-not-really to Dangers of faulty Handwriting.)

[eidheann_writes]

♥♥
You made fart jokes sweet and funny, and you are always lovely to work with.

[micehellhpdm]

This is hilarious~

Good one! :)

[lyonessheart]

hahaha Harry is evil ;) in tha absolute best way! Love how Draco is so embarassed

[capitu]

LOL! Poor Draco, it wasn't his day, really.

From the beginning!

“Harry, you fucking heathen! You can tie me to the bed and fuck me anytime you want, but in the future, could you please not use my silk tie to do so!” His words were followed by the clatter of expensive leather shoes, as he took the stairs two at a time and barged through the door, still straightening his tie. “Oh,” he said faintly. “Hello Mother, Father.”

LOL! SO funny!