FIC: Domestic Bliss? Bah Humbug! [Portrait!Snape, Harry/Draco - R]

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Title: Domestic Bliss? Bah Humbug!
Author: torino10154
Characters: Portrait!Snape, Harry/Draco
Prompt: #2: How does portrait Snape celebrate Christmas?
Word Count: ~700
Rating: Soft R
Contains (Highlight to view): *Voyeurism, light bondage, anal.*
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is

Comments

[birdsofshore]

OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG

ahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

OMG

I had completely forgotten this prompt, but, you know, I don't think I will ever forget it again in my life. OMG. *breathless with laughter* You know, I was thinking recently that Nic-rolling had really lost its shine, but, dear MA, you have breathed new life into it. This is truly amazing. Erotic, moving, tragic in parts and full of the joys of human existence in others. A bit like Nic himself.

Thank you so much. Who_la I would like to request a sequel where Nic and Severus get it on. Surely that's what Christmas is all about?

[who_la_hoop]

No, no. Me writing a sequel would take away the mighty glory of the original; I couldn't do justice to its terrifying majesty. I think the mystery author should write it.

*waits in terror*

:DD

[birdsofshore]

Oh, no, sorry, I wasn't clear enough. I, too, think the MA should write it. I was suggesting that YOU, who_la, were the one requesting it. I know how you love a bit of Severus / Nic smut :DD

[who_la_hoop]

*dreamy sigh* I do, true enough :DD Can I request Nic/Severus/Harry/Draco/Loki smut? Go big or go home, as they say, ho ho. Thor's mighty hammer can make an appearance too, if it really must :D

[alisanne]

[Cut for Spoilers]You Nic rolled Severus Snape. OMG! You NIC ROLLED Severus Snape!
Ahahahahaahahah! I can't even...

BRB, dying. Bwahahahahaha!

[torino10154]

ROFL!! Your comment killed me when I first saw it, Ali. :D Thanks so much! <3

[who_la_hoop]

lmfao! You, oh mystery author, are a terror and you should be very, very ashamed of yourself :DDD

Or, you know, proud of your excellence. Same thing! ♥

[torino10154]

LMAO!! Thanks so much, dear. I hoped both you and Birds would get a kick out of it. ♥

[smallbrownfrog]

most excellent crack :-D

[torino10154]

Thanks so much!! :D

[ashindk]

Lol! Omg! This is perfect! Insane but perfect.

[torino10154]

LOL Perfect comment. Thank you!!