Quotations
When I'm Emperor of all Humanity, you might want to update my Wikiquote page with a few of these gems of eternal wisdom.
"Sometimes I think the grapefruit is natures way of teling us "For fucks sake, guys, just because it provides some nebulous health benefit doesn't mean it's worth the effort!"
"You can worship anything you want, just so long as its invisible."
"What would Conan do?" (followed by a flurry of violence)
Speaking of which, I want a shirt with What Would Conan Do? on it. Have a picture of the eponymous barbarian on the back, standing on a pile of corpses.
Totally frikken sweet.
In other news, while generally in good humour, am pining for romance. Anyone got a girl they aren't using?
Anyone actually an unattached girl? Preferably in Brisbane, cause plane tickets are expensive.
Yeah, real smooth, Ken.
"Sometimes I think the grapefruit is natures way of teling us "For fucks sake, guys, just because it provides some nebulous health benefit doesn't mean it's worth the effort!"
"You can worship anything you want, just so long as its invisible."
"What would Conan do?" (followed by a flurry of violence)
Speaking of which, I want a shirt with What Would Conan Do? on it. Have a picture of the eponymous barbarian on the back, standing on a pile of corpses.
Totally frikken sweet.
In other news, while generally in good humour, am pining for romance. Anyone got a girl they aren't using?
Anyone actually an unattached girl? Preferably in Brisbane, cause plane tickets are expensive.
Yeah, real smooth, Ken.