Ways to wake up...

[mingmerciless]

Having problems getting up in the morning? Want to be able to go from sound asleep to completely wide awake, instantly, with no grogginess whatsoever? Here's one method that works - get a bee or some other evil winged insect to sting you in the face in the morning. Of course, trick to set an alarm...

Gah. At least my cheek isn't looking too puffed up anymore. Needless to say, the insect is no more.