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Feb 24, 2008 23:31

Okay, seriously.

Please, dear Spammer,understand that I do not need to “Make it stronger. Last a lot longer.” Nor do I need to “Keep my girlfriend by my side”. “Keeping it up” is not a concern that I have. To be perfectly honest, I don’t even need to “Arouse her Passion” or “Please all the Ladies”, and phrases like “No surgery! Enlarge your PE” and “Ten inches long... and growing” are just scary. I do not want to “Take a few blue-pills to surprise Her”, or to tap into the “Original Man power” that “Women Can’t get enough of”. The fact that “James Bond” or “Even porn stars Use this Pill” does NOT impress me. In fact, “Quality generic TEST0STER0NE” doesn’t appeal to me at all.

So please, stop e-mailing me.

P.S. I’m a GIRL

spring 08, spam

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