How not to write a headline
Excursion continues to find Noah's Ark
Really? So they've already found it? Obviously, it should read "Excursion to find Noah's Ark continues," or "Paid vacation for Liberty employee to continue." I wonder how may people in Falwellandia will skim or skip the article and believe that their local paper reported that the ark is real and has been found. What will those who read "But Price said since then, he’s faced pressure from a political group in Turkey that is forcing him to keep his excursion very hush-hush." make of it? More proof of the persecution of Christians, or cover story for the expedition's failure?
Really? So they've already found it? Obviously, it should read "Excursion to find Noah's Ark continues," or "Paid vacation for Liberty employee to continue." I wonder how may people in Falwellandia will skim or skip the article and believe that their local paper reported that the ark is real and has been found. What will those who read "But Price said since then, he’s faced pressure from a political group in Turkey that is forcing him to keep his excursion very hush-hush." make of it? More proof of the persecution of Christians, or cover story for the expedition's failure?