STOP MAKING FUN OF ME, DAD
My hair's gotten awfully dull, with lots of split ends and broken strands. So, I went to the store and found fancy shampoo for repairing damaged hair. I also heard that Mane N Tail, a shampoo designed for horses, gets better results than even the most expensive salon shampoo. Once an underground secret, Mane N Tail is now marketed for humans. The bottle I bought had directions on it for both human and animal use.
I showered first with the fancy intensive repair therapy shampoo and accompanying conditioner. I left the Mane N Tail in the living room.
Dad commented, "I saw your designer shampoo in the shower. Then I went into the living room and found this shampoo, good for man or beast."
I explained to him the miracle benefits of Mane N Tail, creating the cleanest and softest hair anyone's every had, all for only $6 for a quarter gallon.
The next day, when he saw the open bottle of Mane N Tail in the shower, he offered to buy me oats.
I showered first with the fancy intensive repair therapy shampoo and accompanying conditioner. I left the Mane N Tail in the living room.
Dad commented, "I saw your designer shampoo in the shower. Then I went into the living room and found this shampoo, good for man or beast."
I explained to him the miracle benefits of Mane N Tail, creating the cleanest and softest hair anyone's every had, all for only $6 for a quarter gallon.
The next day, when he saw the open bottle of Mane N Tail in the shower, he offered to buy me oats.