Our Christmas Tree is made out of Special.

[minetruly]

It looked remarkably normal when it was crammed up against two other trees. But, in the end, I'm glad that we gave it a home, because nobody else would've. Although my dad questions the honor of being murdered and dragged to an unfamiliar place and propped up for display while it suffers a lingering death.




It almost looks okay if you forget where the trunk actually is.