None of them were midterms.

[minetruly]

I had three tests this week. Actually, it was four, but I was painlessly unaware of the last one until three minutes beforehand. It was short-answer questions on a book I had completely forgotten to read. I answered all the questions anyway. I'm hoping to get at least partial credit for answering "What state and city did the book take place in?" with a story that contains the key to enlightenment. He might also be amused by my answer to the question, "What did the author mean by 'fruits?'" of "Actually, she meant to say 'semantic decomposition of Dravidian languages,' but due to her thick accent, it came across as 'fruits.'"

By the time all the tests were over, I couldn't even remember what month is was when I wrote down the date on an interloan form.