Somone I know was lamenting her enthusiasm for breakfast options.

[minervasteel]

I proposed selecting from the following list:

leftover spaghetti! kumquats! pizzapie!
chocolate cake and ice cream! a spanking! nachos!
crab rangoon! sushi! coffee and goin' back to bed! porn!
dressin' up funny and goin' to the bank! grapes! swordplay!
primal screaming in the shower! hairdye! cucumbers!