I should be biking
1. What is in your left pocket?
I'm in boxers and a wifebeater.
2. How much alcohol did you have this weekend?
A few beers on Friday night, a few beers on Saturday night, no beers on Sunday night.
3. Do you eat gas station food?
I have no car.
4. Ever drive all night to get to someone?
Yes. Several times. In fact, I once drove for five days to get to someone.
5. Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Not really, but it still made me laugh.
6. Do people that scream into their cell phones annoy you?
Yeah. It's not like the person on the other end can hear them better.
7. What color underwear do you have on?
Black, like my heart
8. Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
hard wood and a leopard pattern rug
9. Do you sit or stand in the shower?
people sit in the shower??
10. Could you live with roommates?
Only my bride
11. How many pair of flip flops do you own?
One
12. Where were you born?
Stamford, Connecticut. I'm a Nutmegger!
13. What is your drug of choice?
2C-B
14. Ever been to rehab/jail?
No.
15. Highest level of school completed?
I went to school for ten years - seven different colleges, four different states. I'm now taking continuing education. I like to learn stuff that I think are important. Degrees don't matter to me. Nevertheless, I've earned a couple. Doesn't mean I'm not a dumbass.
16. Last time you had a run in with the cops?
I met with the New York District Attorney's office last week.
17. Where do you work? Or go to school? Or are you a bum?
I am in school, and I'm interviewing for an internship next Tuesday. I am currently unemployed, praise Christ.
18. What do you want to be when you grow up?
A pro photographer of the highest rank.
19. How cool are you?
I'm not ashamed to say that I'm severely cool, and I always have been. For a dork, that's pretty good.
20. Who is number 1 on your top 8? Why?
ust be a MySpace or Tribe or Facebook thing. I do not partke of that nonsense.
21. What cell phone service do you have?
AT&T because I'm an iTard
22. How often do you get on myspace?
Never, I deleted all that shit months ago.
23. How many people are on your friends list? How many do you actually know?
Does not compute.
24. When did you join MySpace? Why?
I did have a MySpace page in the stone age because it was the shiny new thing to do and I quickly lost interest in wasting that kind of time, which is why I am now filling out this stupid form on LJ.
25. What kind of car do you drive? How many miles does it have?
NA
26. What is your dream car?
I'd really like a 66 Lincoln convertible.
27. What is your favorite pets name?
Luigi
28. If you could have sex with one celebrity, who would it be?
Hugh Jackman. My wife doesn't understand this. What can I say, viva la difference.
29. Last time you broke the law?
I plead the fifth.
30. How long have you been in the state that you live in?
Nine years.
I'm in boxers and a wifebeater.
2. How much alcohol did you have this weekend?
A few beers on Friday night, a few beers on Saturday night, no beers on Sunday night.
3. Do you eat gas station food?
I have no car.
4. Ever drive all night to get to someone?
Yes. Several times. In fact, I once drove for five days to get to someone.
5. Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Not really, but it still made me laugh.
6. Do people that scream into their cell phones annoy you?
Yeah. It's not like the person on the other end can hear them better.
7. What color underwear do you have on?
Black, like my heart
8. Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
hard wood and a leopard pattern rug
9. Do you sit or stand in the shower?
people sit in the shower??
10. Could you live with roommates?
Only my bride
11. How many pair of flip flops do you own?
One
12. Where were you born?
Stamford, Connecticut. I'm a Nutmegger!
13. What is your drug of choice?
2C-B
14. Ever been to rehab/jail?
No.
15. Highest level of school completed?
I went to school for ten years - seven different colleges, four different states. I'm now taking continuing education. I like to learn stuff that I think are important. Degrees don't matter to me. Nevertheless, I've earned a couple. Doesn't mean I'm not a dumbass.
16. Last time you had a run in with the cops?
I met with the New York District Attorney's office last week.
17. Where do you work? Or go to school? Or are you a bum?
I am in school, and I'm interviewing for an internship next Tuesday. I am currently unemployed, praise Christ.
18. What do you want to be when you grow up?
A pro photographer of the highest rank.
19. How cool are you?
I'm not ashamed to say that I'm severely cool, and I always have been. For a dork, that's pretty good.
20. Who is number 1 on your top 8? Why?
ust be a MySpace or Tribe or Facebook thing. I do not partke of that nonsense.
21. What cell phone service do you have?
AT&T because I'm an iTard
22. How often do you get on myspace?
Never, I deleted all that shit months ago.
23. How many people are on your friends list? How many do you actually know?
Does not compute.
24. When did you join MySpace? Why?
I did have a MySpace page in the stone age because it was the shiny new thing to do and I quickly lost interest in wasting that kind of time, which is why I am now filling out this stupid form on LJ.
25. What kind of car do you drive? How many miles does it have?
NA
26. What is your dream car?
I'd really like a 66 Lincoln convertible.
27. What is your favorite pets name?
Luigi
28. If you could have sex with one celebrity, who would it be?
Hugh Jackman. My wife doesn't understand this. What can I say, viva la difference.
29. Last time you broke the law?
I plead the fifth.
30. How long have you been in the state that you live in?
Nine years.