[OSCARS! OSCARS! OSCARS!]
i have SO MUCH WORK to do tonight and i'm glued to the tv and i hate microsoft access like burning. LIKE BUUUUURNING.
"i can't actually walk, but i can stand rather well." oh, i *heart* my girlfriend so damn much. she looks FABULOUS. and she's so adorable and self-deprecating and hilarious.
i didn't manage to see all five best picture nominees; i'm kind of pissed at myself for that, if i'd planned better i could have gone to see munich this weekend and gotten crash from netflix, but i didn't. who am i rooting for? brokeback for best picture; phillip seymour hoffman for best actor; felicity huffman for best actress. outside of that, i don't really have opinions. yeah. i know. me, no opinions? WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?
oh, dolly parton. YOU ARE SO CUTE.
naomi watts: wearing a fisherman's net. *thumbs down*
tim burton's hair is terrible, and helena bonham-carter's hair isn't much better. i like her dress, but i disapprove of the shoes with that dress. not a good combo.
heath ledger: bad facial hair. michelle williams: dress is possibly okay, but it's not a good color on her, i don't think; a green or a blue would have been better. also, she's not half as charming as her husband.
jada pinckett-smith and will smith are so cute! SO CUTE! i love her dress, and they're so funny and sweet together. love them.
"i'll be the drunk in the back." GEORGE CLOONEY. oh, george. george. i didn't like your movie, george, but i enjoy you very much.
felicity huffman just made me cry. god. god, i hope she wins. i'm not sure i like her dress 100% - i don't approve of showing that much sternum, EVER - but she looks beautiful and she CRIED and i just. *hands*
oh, eric bana. "i hope to see a lot of blood spilled." this particular oscar season is full of people with wickedly excellent senses of humor; i enjoyed the pre-show stuff a lot more than i ever have before; i mean, even more than the return of the king year. so much snark on the red carpet! so many people i love! it was excellent.
okay, this opening montage is the funniest thing ever. BILLY CRYSTAL AND CHRIS ROCK IN A TENT. IN A TENT!
... CLOONEY. omg. omg. *fallsover*
hey, is jack nicholson sitting next to my girlfriend? HE IS. that rocks.
"ladies. gentlemen. felicity." HEART, *HEART*
"which is not just edward r. murrow's sign off, it's also how mr. clooney ends all his dates." seriously, if this is going to be a night of clooney jokes, SIGN ME UP.
jon stewart wins at everything.
"i can't actually walk, but i can stand rather well." oh, i *heart* my girlfriend so damn much. she looks FABULOUS. and she's so adorable and self-deprecating and hilarious.
i didn't manage to see all five best picture nominees; i'm kind of pissed at myself for that, if i'd planned better i could have gone to see munich this weekend and gotten crash from netflix, but i didn't. who am i rooting for? brokeback for best picture; phillip seymour hoffman for best actor; felicity huffman for best actress. outside of that, i don't really have opinions. yeah. i know. me, no opinions? WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?
oh, dolly parton. YOU ARE SO CUTE.
naomi watts: wearing a fisherman's net. *thumbs down*
tim burton's hair is terrible, and helena bonham-carter's hair isn't much better. i like her dress, but i disapprove of the shoes with that dress. not a good combo.
heath ledger: bad facial hair. michelle williams: dress is possibly okay, but it's not a good color on her, i don't think; a green or a blue would have been better. also, she's not half as charming as her husband.
jada pinckett-smith and will smith are so cute! SO CUTE! i love her dress, and they're so funny and sweet together. love them.
"i'll be the drunk in the back." GEORGE CLOONEY. oh, george. george. i didn't like your movie, george, but i enjoy you very much.
felicity huffman just made me cry. god. god, i hope she wins. i'm not sure i like her dress 100% - i don't approve of showing that much sternum, EVER - but she looks beautiful and she CRIED and i just. *hands*
oh, eric bana. "i hope to see a lot of blood spilled." this particular oscar season is full of people with wickedly excellent senses of humor; i enjoyed the pre-show stuff a lot more than i ever have before; i mean, even more than the return of the king year. so much snark on the red carpet! so many people i love! it was excellent.
okay, this opening montage is the funniest thing ever. BILLY CRYSTAL AND CHRIS ROCK IN A TENT. IN A TENT!
... CLOONEY. omg. omg. *fallsover*
hey, is jack nicholson sitting next to my girlfriend? HE IS. that rocks.
"ladies. gentlemen. felicity." HEART, *HEART*
"which is not just edward r. murrow's sign off, it's also how mr. clooney ends all his dates." seriously, if this is going to be a night of clooney jokes, SIGN ME UP.
jon stewart wins at everything.