1. Bored Heiress. Like your Trophy Wife, I'm sure that I'd be excellent at taking all of my friends on whirlwind adventures around the globe.
2. Psychological Researcher. I want magical multi-million dollar grants given to me so that I can devise and execute psychological studies. In my dream job, I wouldn't be limited to one area of research and I wouldn't have a pesky human subjects committee to work with. I swear I won't actually damage anyone, ok?
3. minervacat's Editor. For when she's a professional writer, natch. Clearly she'll be famous and well paid, so I'll be sitting pretty, too. Then I can sit at home and make snarky comments in the margins and IM and read porn at work.
4. Apprentice Glass Blower. I've been feeling a real itch to create recently, so why not glass blowing?
5. Think Tank Member. I don't even care what kind of punditry. I just want to be paid to be an expert and think and blow hot air talk.
As soon as I'm a writer, you can be my editor. I will pay you and Lani mad money to sit around and rip my writing apart and entertainment while you're doing it.
Think Tank Member.
I like to think of the Chicago Carleton Contigent as a Think Tank devoted to determining How To Get As Drunk As Possible As Fast As Possible Without Being Ill. It's very important research.
It's a match made in hell. You know you wanted to say that. We're all too smart and we like hearing ourselves talk, and therefore we would be EXCELLENT pundits on any subject at all, whether we knew anything about it or not. Consider, if you will, all the experts on Caucus, after all. *wickedgrin*
2. Psychological Researcher. I want magical multi-million dollar grants given to me so that I can devise and execute psychological studies. In my dream job, I wouldn't be limited to one area of research and I wouldn't have a pesky human subjects committee to work with. I swear I won't actually damage anyone, ok?
3. minervacat's Editor. For when she's a professional writer, natch. Clearly she'll be famous and well paid, so I'll be sitting pretty, too. Then I can sit at home and make snarky comments in the margins and IM and read porn at work.
4. Apprentice Glass Blower. I've been feeling a real itch to create recently, so why not glass blowing?
5. Think Tank Member. I don't even care what kind of punditry. I just want to be paid to be an expert and think and blow hot air talk.
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Think Tank Member.
I like to think of the Chicago Carleton Contigent as a Think Tank devoted to determining How To Get As Drunk As Possible As Fast As Possible Without Being Ill. It's very important research.
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Shit. I gotta go change my resume.
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Somone with no imagination, clearly.
I am an expert on everything. Which reminds me that sometime I should skip the Top 5 and do a Top 7 Dream Jeopardy Categories post instead.
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Or maybe that's just me.
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Writing Really Smutty But Non-Explicit Gay Porn would definitely be on my list, for example. *grin*
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