IX . du vermisst es

[minervaband]

... I still don't really understand this world.

Like, how did Rude get turned into a woman?

It doesn't make any sense. Even Hojo cou--okay, well maybe he could.

He makes a really good woman, though.

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[im_not_a_rookie]

I try to look at it like everyone has weird materia we haven't seen before. If I put it in terms like that, I don't feel as confused or overwhelmed.

Yes, he does.

[minervaband]

Well, I suppose if the Ancients had a bunch of knowledge about cross-dressing and it met in the Lifestream... Hm. I like it.

He has hair. I wonder what he'd look like as a hairy man...

[im_not_a_rookie]

I like it, too. It makes the least amount of sense, but that never stopped me before.

Not attractive. Like one of those guys who hangs around Don.

[minervaband]

Well, the Turks' motto is practically 'this makes no sense, but we're going to do it anyway'.

He has that really smooth skin, and a nice chin like, but... ugh, don't remind me...

[im_not_a_rookie]

And it's worked well so far!

And the piercings!

[minervaband]

Well, Reno's still alive.

I like his piercings. They work on him.

[im_not_a_rookie]

...but doesn't really remember me...

They are delicious.

[astagnantpause]

...

[im_not_a_rookie]

Sorry.

[astagnantpause]

I guess it's better than making a bad woman.