bad joke of the day
Happy Memorial Day to the US part of this thread. I hope everyone is (safely)enjoying their long weekends. Last night's lack of a joke was due to the fact that I was dogsitting the 4-pack puppy contingent and had no internet access.
The puppies were wonderful and super excited to see me. In fact, at one point, Garcia (newest rescue from Portugal) ran out of the lake where he was 'fishing' with Zoey (a goofy Golden Retriever) and gave me the puppy equililent to a full body hug...while he was soaking wet. He then attempted to climb into my lap because he needed that extra little contact. I swear he's a person trapped in a furry body. And for a former street dog? He's incredibly well behaved.
I had to leave the 4-pack for a few hours yesterday though because my own furball had a date with Sarah, the groomer lady. Let's just say that she took almost a full garbage bag of fur off of him and he looks (and smells!) wonderful now! But it also took her the full 3.5 hour appointment to bath/dry/groom him. But i swear that he came out smiling. And now he is attached to my hip because i left him overnight. He's so not going to be happy with me going to Nancy's for a week. I'll have to remember to buy him some neat new toys while i'm gone. So he'll let me back in the house! Today is May 27 and here is today's joke:
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
9. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
8. In order to start it, you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
7. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".
6. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
5. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.
4. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
3. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
2. The only chip inside is a Dorito.
1. You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.
see you tomorrow!