bad joke of the day
So you may think that you've had strange encounters at work or whatever, but i'm pretty sure that today can top those: Middle monster and i were taking the garbage cans into the garage after pick-up when two ducks flew (rather close to)over our heads. They then proceeded to waddle towards us, showing no fear (Middle and I were a little stunned/nervous at that point). The male got within about 18 inches of us when he started hissing and flapping his wings. Middle boy-child chased the ducks back towards the neighbour's place where they normally hang out. All was good, right? Nope. Middle and i went into the backyard to play only to see said ducks who then CHASED us back up to the driveway. Craziness! Today is May 22 and here is today's joke:
You might be a redneck if...
You smoke during your deer hunt after scent-proofing yourself all month.
A tornado goes through your trailer's yard and makes it look neater.
You've got to shuck your toilet paper before you use it.
You have an autographed picture of Bob Barker in your wallet.
You think "Meals on Wheels" is another name for roadkill.
You shot your own 12 point coat rack.
You've been to the emergency room more than 3 times for mashing the wrong end of a thumb tack.
The number of times you've seen either Elvis or a UFO exceeds your I.Q.
Any of your neighbors has ever spent Halloween night at the bottom of a hole because you moved their outhouse back about four feet.
You've ever lost a dog to a bush hog.
see you tomorrow!