bad joke of the day
So today was gorgeous! Super sunny but not so hot that you couldn't enjoy it. I made it a great day by lounging in the backyard reading for most of it.
Gibbs is currently upside down beside me, snoring. Earlier today, he started a love affair with a squeeky that he hasn't looked at in about 6 months. I found some new treats for him that he loves (who am i kidding. He loves treats period). These are dehydrated strips of sweet potato wrapped in strips of duck meat. I like the fact that the ingredients list is 2. Some of the other puppy treats on the market are scary when you start researching what actually makes it into them. Like his dog food, i can pronounce everything on the ingredients list AND! (super important) it's grain free. My dog eats better than i do. Today is May 12 and here is today's joke:
You might be a reneck if...
Your lawn mower has more horsepower than your wife's car, but no blade.
You roll your pickup truck and laugh about it.
You think the blood on the front of your pickup truck looks cool.
You think the blood on the back of your pickup truck looks cool.
Your pickup truck no longer has a back.
The worst day of your life was when you dropped your bottle of Jack Daniels the other day.
The best day of your life was when you found an unopened bottle of Jack Daniels "over yonder in them hills."
Your mustache is longer than your wife's hair.
Cruise control in your truck involves fishing line, a pulley and a hook.
Your gear shift lever is a pair of vise grips.
see you tomorrow!
ps-Nancy, when i come to visit, if i mention the word "wedding" can you smack me? Please?