So the soliders have moved back towards Orillia. Apparently they are building a bridge across Bass Lake to practice transporting large vehicles over water. But the kiddies thought that seeing two army medic trucks parked in the school parking lot was pretty cool. I still find it disconcerting seeing fully armed soldiers walking through town. But that's just me.
My littlest munchkin is crazy. Like certifiable. I'm positive! Today i was folding laundry and chasing him when he started crawling across the floor making little chirping sounds (don't ask. it's something new that he's doing) when he licked my leg! Then he took off, chuckling to himself. He sounded like an evil villian! Actually, it was sort of funny but still....he totally makes me laugh. And if you come and visit, Nancy, i'll introduce you to the kiddlets!
In other news...i finally broke down and bought a KOBO e-reader today. The touch screen model was on for $99. I could have gotten the colour screened model that would let me do pictures and music and stuff but it was almost twice the price and way, way heavier. I'm happy with the model that i got. I should have about 3 dozen books on it for the busride to and from Nancy's place....
Today is May 7 and here is today's joke:
The Redneck Oil Change Checklist
1. Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for $50 dollars for oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and scented tree.
2. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it back to O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard.
3. Open a beer and drink it.
4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7. Place drain pan under engine.
8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9. Give up and use crescent wrench.
10. Unscrew drain plug.
11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; get hot oil on you in process.
12. Clean up.
13. Have another beer while oil is draining.
14. Look for oil filter wrench.
15. Give up; poke oil filter with screwdriver and twist it off.
16. Beer.
17. Buddy shows up; finish case with him. Finish oil change tomorrow.
18. Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car.
19. Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18.
20. Beer. No, drank it all yesterday.
21. Walk to 7-11; buy beer.
22. Install new oil filter making sure to apply thin coat of clean oil to gasket first.
23. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
24. Remember drain plug from step 11.
25. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
26. Hurry to replace drain plug before the whole quart of fresh oil drains onto floor.
27. Slip with wrench and bang knuckles on frame.
28. Bang head on floor board in reaction.
29. Begin cussing fit.
30. Throw wrench.
31. Cuss and complain.
32. Clean up; apply Band-Aid to knuckle.
33. Beer.
34. Beer.
35. Dump in additional 4 quarts of oil.
36. Beer.
37. Lower car from jack stands
38. Accidentally crush one of the jack stands
39. Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during step 23.
40. Test drive car
41. Get pulled over; arrested for driving under the influence.
42. Car gets impounded.
43. Make bail; get car from impound yard.
Money Spent:
$50 parts
$12 beer
$75 replacement set of jack stands; hey the colors have to match!
$1000 Bail
$200 Impound and towing fee
Total: $1337
see you tomorrow!