bad joke of the day
So today was a lazy day but it was freakin' busy. I slept in until almost noon, which i totally needed (obviously) because i didn't even plug my iPod back into my ears after i got up to pee. Normally i have to have it on to fall asleep but not this morning. Then i baked a ton of potatos for my potato salad. Then i started my laundry and went and picked up Rick (Judy's husband)so i could run him into Orillia to meet Judy so they could go do some lawn tidying up that they were hired to do. Once back home, I made both a potato and a macaroni salad for dinner and made shortcakes with Bisquick for Strawberry Shortcake for dessert. Finally had dinner (dad bbq'd burgers and sausages), a shower and am now debating whether i want to stay up to watch GCB at 10 or just go to bed now. Today is April 29 and here is today's joke:
There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge across that river. John was elated; he told his wife that finally he was going to get the chance to cross over and whip Clarence.
He left the house and returned in a matter of minutes. His wife asked what was wrong, didn't he intend to go over the bridge and whip Clarence? He replied that he never had really seen Clarence up close and didn't realize his size until he started over the bridge and saw the sign: "CLEARANCE 8 FT 3 IN
see you tomorrow!