bad joke of the day
Sharon, i totally thought of you A LOT yesterday. Dad decided that because it was warm and sunny, we should go on a drive. This entailed a buttload of back roads and a lot of antique-type shops. And at one antique shop they sold fudge...like a ton of fudge in flavours i hadn't seen before, like lemon merangue. Don't ask me how that tasted because i couldn't bring myself to sample it. That was just beyond my relm of what i would do for friendship...however, next time you come and visit, or if Nancy gets here first, one of you can sample it and let me know. I will totally live through you guys. But yeah, today is April 8 and here is today's joke:
One day a Blonde was going down the road in her car when she sees a car accident. She comes to a stop 2 miles down the road because she hit the gas instead of the breaks.
The Blonde then proceeds to pull out 2 naked cardboard men that she put long coats on. She then sets them up along side the road.
After an hour passes and traffic backs up 12 miles, a cop comes by.
The cop pulls over onto the side of the road. He steps out and asks the woman what those cardboard things are for.
She says, "Oh nothing sir, these are just my emergency flashers."
see you tomorrow!
ps-after said drive yesterday, i was in bed before 9 and sound asleep about 8 seconds after that so that's why there was no joke again!