bad joke of the day
So my kiddies are sick (still) but it's the oldest (the one with special needs) that turns into a huge issue. He gets whiny and wants to be held. ALL. THE. TIME. But while you are holding him, he's hitting and scratching you. Not a ton of fun. ANd this was on top of showing up yesterday and the mom telling me that she was going to a baby shower after work and i had to stay until the dad got home (supposed to be around 5 pm but turned out to be 615). So i got about 2 mouthfuls of dinner into oldest kiddo and then he started to throw up...and throw up...and throw up...on me, on his highchair, on the floor, all over himself. It sucked. So i mopped him down as best i could, stripped him and took him up to bath him. After that, i was able to finally get his meds into him and then just left him until his dad got home. Apparently he pukes when he has a really bad cold, something to do with a build up of snot in his throat or something. By the time i got home, i was exhausted. Today is March 30 and here is today's joke:
Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
see you tomorrow!