bad joke of the day
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Today was nice and cool and rainy. Perfect (and more normal) spring weather. Yesterday during the heat, the middle and youngest kiddies and i walked 2.5 km EACH WAY on the trail that runs behind the house. The middle under his own steam and the youngest in a backpack on my back. Felt fine afterwards, until i stopped moving. Now my hips are killing me. Got to adjust the straps before i use it again.
Tomorrow i think that dad and i are going to run to IKEA to get my new bed...provided that it will fit in the back of my truck. *crosses her fingers* Last time mom was at IKEA, she measured the 4 boxes that it comes in but we haven't measured said truck yet. I got a call today from my 4-pack dog family and i am dog-sitting for them on Tuesday night. I can always use an extra $75 bucks! Today is March 23 and here is today's joke:
The Hotel Bill
An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant
70th birthday by staying overnight in an expensive hotel.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for
$250.00.
She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a
nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just an
overnight stay! I didn't even have breakfast."
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate', so she
insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced:
"This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre
which are available for use."
"But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the
in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best
entertainers from the world over performing here," the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes discussion with the Manager unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But madam, this check is for only $50.00."
"That's correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
see you tomorrow!
Today was nice and cool and rainy. Perfect (and more normal) spring weather. Yesterday during the heat, the middle and youngest kiddies and i walked 2.5 km EACH WAY on the trail that runs behind the house. The middle under his own steam and the youngest in a backpack on my back. Felt fine afterwards, until i stopped moving. Now my hips are killing me. Got to adjust the straps before i use it again.
Tomorrow i think that dad and i are going to run to IKEA to get my new bed...provided that it will fit in the back of my truck. *crosses her fingers* Last time mom was at IKEA, she measured the 4 boxes that it comes in but we haven't measured said truck yet. I got a call today from my 4-pack dog family and i am dog-sitting for them on Tuesday night. I can always use an extra $75 bucks! Today is March 23 and here is today's joke:
The Hotel Bill
An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant
70th birthday by staying overnight in an expensive hotel.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for
$250.00.
She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a
nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just an
overnight stay! I didn't even have breakfast."
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate', so she
insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced:
"This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre
which are available for use."
"But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the
in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best
entertainers from the world over performing here," the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes discussion with the Manager unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But madam, this check is for only $50.00."
"That's correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
see you tomorrow!