bad joke of the day
Happy Leap Year/Day everyone! I was supposed to be dog-sitting the 4-pack of dogs today but because of the weather, the husband decided to stay home, meaning that i got to come home a night early. Totally works for me. Outside right now it is freezing rain but i am hoping for sunshine so i can go find that snowy owl. He wasn't there when i came home this afternoon. But given the weather, i don't doubt he was hiding in a tree somewhere. Today is February 29 and here is today's joke:
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.
The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.
At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"
see you tomorrow!