bad joke of the day
Happy International Margarita Day! *hands out drinks* Now why can't today be a holiday?!?! It would be yummy!
So, when i got home my dad greeted me with the March edition of the Downhome Magazine (a newfoundland publication) in his hot little hands...he was practically jumping up and down because. on. page. 74. was. HIS. STORY! He's so excited! And to tell you the truth, so i am i! There, for everyone to see is a pic of Dad and I holding up some of the codfish that we caught we these huge, goofy grins on our faces! So excited. I don't have the link yet but when i get it, i will send it to you so you guys can see it too.
Today is February 22 and here is today's joke:
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
see you tomorrow!