bad joke of the day

Feb 07, 2012 20:58




I'm watching episode 200 of NCIS again tonight, as it aired yesterday on a Canadian channel and i have to admit, not 100% thrilled with it.  I liked it but i thought that the 100th episode was more worthy of a mile-stone than this one.  It was good, but not "HOLY SHIT, YOU HAVE TO SEE IT!", like it was hyped to be.  The best part was to see Muse Watson back as Mike Franks--though i am in agreement with Hanne, Franks isn't dead...he's sipping a Corona on a beach somewhere!

Today at the gym i rode 7.56 miles on the bike.  That works out to   12.17 km.  And i did it in 35 minutes, which i don't think is that bad, especially considering that it took my sister 20 minutes to ride 2 miles.  :)

Today is February 7 and here is today's joke:

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice.

He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.

He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible", said the man.

"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for final game of the Stanley Cup playoffs and not use it?"

The neighbor says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head "No, they're all at the funeral."

see you tomorrow!

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