bad joke of the day
You know....eating Chinese food 3 times in a week is too much, even for me. Yesterday morning, my mother announced to my father and i that she was going to bring home chinese food for dinner. Which is great, because really? Normally it's me buying the stuff. I didn't have the heart to tell her that i was having chinese FROM THE SAME RESTURANT today (Saturday) with Judy and Rick again. So, i suffered through it. Now my stomach and i aren't talking.
And i'm thinking that i have to go to the gym about a million times next week to regain my calorie burning abilities...though i haven't lost a ton of weight (maybe 15 pounds?) but i have lost inches off the legs and butt. Which kind of sucks because i had a nice butt that filled out my pants well...now? Not so much :( But it does make me happy that my sister is NOT having that same kind of success. I know that's not nice but when she talks about drinking all weekend and the crap she eats, doesn't make me overly sympathetic.
Book-wise, I bought a new one today called: The Assassin's Accomplice:Mary Surrat and the plot to kill Abraham Lincoln. No light reading there. I recently started The Help also. And i bought a new Deirdre Martin that i am going to start tomorrow when the Superbowl is the only thing on...and i've started rereading a triology by Linda Lael Miller....have i mentioned that i read while i am on the bike at the gym? Can cover a lot of pages in 6 miles :) Today is February 5 but this is the joke for the 4th:
Bumper Stickers:
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
see you tomorrow!