bad joke of the day

[mindyone1]

So i can bend over today for about 10 seconds at a time, without my head feeling like it is going to explode...which is WAY better than yesterday when i could barely move my head without whimpering like a little girl.  I only got out of bed long enough to run into Orillia to stock up on supplies: Motrin, Tylenol and Midol.  Keeping a steady supply of that stuff in my system is probably helping with the feeling better.  While i was in the ER i was shocked, SHOCKED! to find out that the docs no longer give antibiotics for sinus infections unless they go into your ears and/or throat.  This is only the second sinus infection that i have ever had (the other one was late 2001/early 2002), and last time it took 2 rounds of 10 day antibiotics to finally kick it's ass.  The doc did give me a steroid inhaler thingy for my nose and a saline rinse thingy.  They seem to be helping.  The big test will be to see how i feel after having Travis all day tomorrow.  Today is December 18 and here is today's joke:

Twas the Night before Christmas,
and at the North Pole,
Santa's sleigh was
packed tight,
reindeer ready to go.

When out in the snow,
there arose such a clatter,
St. Nick sprang from the can,
to see what was the matter.

"The Elves are on strike!"
cried Mrs. Claus with disdain.
"What shall we do, Santa?
C'mon rack your fat brain!"

Santa's face, it did sparkle,
he shouted "Merry Christmas to all!"
He dashed to the coat closet,
And grabbed his 16 pound ball.

Santa was laughing so hard,
his stomach was rolling,
"Come on old woman, it's time for elf bowling..."

see you tomorrow!