bad joke of the day
Can i just say that NCIS blew me away this week. It was so awesome, though this season has been amazing. And hello!Palmer! He totally has grown a backbone tonight! Not a crappy episode yet! AND! They either just finished shooting episode 200 (can you believe it?) or are going to start shooting it soon and MIKE FRANKS is coming back! Muse posted it on his facebook page that he had gotten a welcome back email from Mark Harmon. Can. Not, Wait.
Tomorrow I don't have to be at with the kiddies until 1:00pm, which is a bonus because Gibbs is going to the spa tomorrow morning. Because...well...let's face it, he stinks. Right now my smelly,snoring angel is upside down on his blanket, sound asleep. He's going to be thrilled to see Sarah. Because between me working and her hurting her foot and not being able to work for almost a month, he's missed her. It was only about 10 days ago that he stopped pulling me to her building when we were out on a walk. Today is December 13 and here is today's joke:
The Night Before Midterms
Twas the night before finals,
And all through the college,
The students were praying
For last minute knowledge.
Most were quite sleepy,
But none touched their beds,
While visions of essays
danced in their heads.
Out in the taverns,
A few were still drinking,
And hoping that liquor
would loosen up their thinking.
In my own dorm room,
I had been pacing,
And dreading exams
I soon would be facing.
My roommate was speechless,
His nose in his books,
And my comments to him
Drew unfriendly looks.
I drained all the coffee,
And brewed a new pot,
No longer caring
That my nerves were shot.
I stared at my notes,
But my thoughts were muddy,
My eyes went ablur,
I just couldn't study.
"Some pizza might help,"
I said with a shiver,
But each place I called
Refused to deliver.
I'd nearly concluded
That life was too cruel,
With futures depending
On grades had in school.
When all of a sudden,
Our door opened wide,
And Patron Saint Put It Off
Ambled inside.
His spirit was careless,
His manner was mellow,
He started to bellow:
"What kind of student
Would make such a fuss,
To toss back at teachers
What they tossed at us?"
"On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes!
On Last Year's Exams!
On Wingit and Slingit,
And Last Minute Crams!"
His message delivered,
He vanished from sight,
But we heard him laughing
Outside in the night.
"Your teachers have pegged you,
So just do your best.
Happy Finals to All,
And to All, a good test."
see you tomorrow!
Tomorrow I don't have to be at with the kiddies until 1:00pm, which is a bonus because Gibbs is going to the spa tomorrow morning. Because...well...let's face it, he stinks. Right now my smelly,snoring angel is upside down on his blanket, sound asleep. He's going to be thrilled to see Sarah. Because between me working and her hurting her foot and not being able to work for almost a month, he's missed her. It was only about 10 days ago that he stopped pulling me to her building when we were out on a walk. Today is December 13 and here is today's joke:
The Night Before Midterms
Twas the night before finals,
And all through the college,
The students were praying
For last minute knowledge.
Most were quite sleepy,
But none touched their beds,
While visions of essays
danced in their heads.
Out in the taverns,
A few were still drinking,
And hoping that liquor
would loosen up their thinking.
In my own dorm room,
I had been pacing,
And dreading exams
I soon would be facing.
My roommate was speechless,
His nose in his books,
And my comments to him
Drew unfriendly looks.
I drained all the coffee,
And brewed a new pot,
No longer caring
That my nerves were shot.
I stared at my notes,
But my thoughts were muddy,
My eyes went ablur,
I just couldn't study.
"Some pizza might help,"
I said with a shiver,
But each place I called
Refused to deliver.
I'd nearly concluded
That life was too cruel,
With futures depending
On grades had in school.
When all of a sudden,
Our door opened wide,
And Patron Saint Put It Off
Ambled inside.
His spirit was careless,
His manner was mellow,
He started to bellow:
"What kind of student
Would make such a fuss,
To toss back at teachers
What they tossed at us?"
"On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes!
On Last Year's Exams!
On Wingit and Slingit,
And Last Minute Crams!"
His message delivered,
He vanished from sight,
But we heard him laughing
Outside in the night.
"Your teachers have pegged you,
So just do your best.
Happy Finals to All,
And to All, a good test."
see you tomorrow!