bad joke of the day
Gibbs is sprawled out on his blanket on my bedroom floor, sucking on his chewy. Someday i will have a normal dog. Today we all went to Barrie and it totally justified in thinking that unless you have to, one should stay the hell away from shopping malls during the Christmas season. Tomorrow i am going to Judy and Rick's for a turkey dinner :) I think that i am going to make apple dumplings with caramel sauce for dessert. And remember how we had snow? Well, now it's slush because it's raining out. Today is November 19 and here is today's joke:
You might be a Newfie Jedi if...
1.You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be witt ya by'."
2. Your Jedi robe is made of seal skin.
3. You have ever used your light saber to quarter a moose.
... 4. Both wings of your X-Wing are done over with sheet metal and rivets and are
covered with polybond.
5. You have ever eaten bottled Ewok.
6. You have ever used a land-speeder to get away from wildlife officers.
7. Even C3-PO cannot understand what you are saying.
8. You have ever used the force to convince a Human Resources Canada officer
to give you unemployment insurance checks.
9. Your father has ever said to you, "Come on by' son, come on over 'ere to the
dark side and have a Black Horse (Newfoundland brewed beer) witt yer old
man."
10. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to
scare off mosquitoes on May 24 weekend.
11. You have ever used the Millennium Falcon to smuggle booze and cigarettes
from St. Pierre (Island belonging to France just of southern nf coast).
12. You have a Newfoundland dog painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
13. You have a trailer hitch on the back of your land speeder for hauling your
trailer to gravel pits.
14. Chewbacca is the lead of your dog sled team.
15. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with snowmobile skis.
16. You were the only person drinking Newfie Screech during the cantina scene.
17. If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... tell me what the hell your mother's
getting on with by'?!"
see you tomorrow!