bad joke of the day and countdown

[mindyone1]

Before the joke and countdown today, i want to take a moment to remember a sweet, awesome woman that i was lucky enough to meet at FanFest with Hanne in LA last September.  Mario (kurromogirl) lit up the room with her presence.  She and i immediatly started talking photography (which didn't last long) because then conversation turned to Flat!Gibbs and NCIS.  The world lost this amazing person on the weekend.  And it breaks my heart.  I'll miss you Maria!

So 39! 3-9! THIRTY-NINE DAYS!  That would be 5 weeks (yes FIVE) and FOUR days! We're in the thirties, people!

Today was my first day at the bakery and i lasted 4.5 hours.  Apparently my food poisoning is really the stomach flu and after throwing up at work about a million times, i started running a fever and was sent home.  I'm feeling a bit better right now and have actually eaten some crackers and had some gingerale....and it's staying where it's supposed to. So i work tomorrow.  Today is June 6 and here is today's joke:

Signs Of The 2000's

1. Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry they'll be a mile away -- and barefoot.
   
   
2. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
   
   
3. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
   
   
4. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
   
   
5. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
   
   
6. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
   
   
7. I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.
   
   
8. For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
   
   
9. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
   
   
10. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
    
    
11. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
    
    
12. Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
    
    
13. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
    
    
14. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
    
    
15. Eat well - stay fit - die anyway.
    
    
16. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
    
    
17. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
    
    
18. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
    
    
19. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
    
    
20. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
    
    
21. Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
    
    
22. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
    
    
23. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
    
    
24. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
    
    
25. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
    
    
26. By the time you can make ends meet they move the ends.
    
    
27. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
    
    
28. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
    
    
29. I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.
    
    
30. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
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    see you tomorrow!