bad joke of the day and countdown
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHARON! This year is going to be amazing!
42! 4-2! FORTY-TWO! SIX WEEKS EVEN!
So i got a phone call today from the bakery that i applied at AND! i start on Monday. I work Mon-Thurs 9-530 there. My hours may change a little there and the pizza place will work around those shifts, so brace yourself Sharon (and let your government know) that i will more than likely be coming to visit you in 2013!
Today Gibbs scared the shit out of himself. He saw his reflection in the finish of this car parked along the edge of the road. He got closer to investigate and realized that it moved when he moved. Then he barked and the dog on the car 'barked' and Gibbs practically climbed up my leg. It was pretty damn funny. Today is June 3 and here is today's joke:
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
- Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.
- His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"
- Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.
- Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body.
- He...ummm..licks his tools clean.
- Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.
- When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.
- Wears a necklace made of human teeth.
- Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.
- Insists that a Novacaine shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him
see you tomorrow!