bad joke of the day
Is it corny to say that i will be getting up at the buttcrack of dawn tomorrow (my only day off in the next 7) to watch the Royal wedding? I think it has something to do with the fact that i remember watching Charles and Di's and Andrew's and Fergies...or the fact that we've watched William grow up? I don't know but that's the plan.
Since Gibbs' haircut, he will not go without his red coat on. I think that he's cold because his fur is super short and well, let's face it, the weather lately has SUCKED. Cool and windy and rainy but the thing is, he's even wearing it inside. We took it off him yesterday and hung it on the back of the chair and he repeatedly went over and pulled it off, then he brought it to me with this look on his face like "WTF?!? This is supposed to be ON ME!" My big, brave attack dog--wearing his snuggly coat and carrying his chewy around in his mouth. Today is April 28 and here is today's joke:
You might be a reneck if...
You re-use dental floss to save money.
You've ever drunk mouthwash just because you're too lazy to walk down to the liquor store.
Your homecoming basketball game was rained out.
Your baseball bat "ain't never been used on a ball, but it's sure hit plenty of other things."
You've ever shot a mouse inside your home. You might be a redneck Jedi if...
Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
You have ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Jack Daniel's.
You think the best use of your lightsaber is picking your teeth.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is Bondo colored.
There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
see you tomorrow!
Since Gibbs' haircut, he will not go without his red coat on. I think that he's cold because his fur is super short and well, let's face it, the weather lately has SUCKED. Cool and windy and rainy but the thing is, he's even wearing it inside. We took it off him yesterday and hung it on the back of the chair and he repeatedly went over and pulled it off, then he brought it to me with this look on his face like "WTF?!? This is supposed to be ON ME!" My big, brave attack dog--wearing his snuggly coat and carrying his chewy around in his mouth. Today is April 28 and here is today's joke:
You might be a reneck if...
You re-use dental floss to save money.
You've ever drunk mouthwash just because you're too lazy to walk down to the liquor store.
Your homecoming basketball game was rained out.
Your baseball bat "ain't never been used on a ball, but it's sure hit plenty of other things."
You've ever shot a mouse inside your home. You might be a redneck Jedi if...
Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
You have ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Jack Daniel's.
You think the best use of your lightsaber is picking your teeth.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is Bondo colored.
There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
see you tomorrow!