bad joke of the day
Dear Mother Nature;
I understand that you have a lot pressure on you, what with you being in control of the four seasons and such but I would appreciate it if you wouldn't taken your frustrations out on us mere mortals. Given the fact that it in deed April 17 (I checked the calendar and everything) I feel that it just isn't nice to have white-out conditions on such a late date. Nor is it nice to tease us with hail and bouts of sunshine during this time. Hopefully you are feeling better soon and have your meds adjusted promptly.
Sincerly,
Pissed off in Ontario
So guess what our weather was like today? If you are still unsure, check the brief letter that i wrote above...and by the way I GOT THE NANNY POSITION!! I start May 2nd and i would love to say that it makes me sad to say goodbye to the place where i am working now but that would be lying and i try not to do that...much. The kiddies are adorable and they said that they are totally needing me long term because they want at least 2 more kids in the future so i think i'll be there for a while :) Today is April 17 and here is today's joke:
The Top 10 Signs That Its Time To Do The Laundry
I understand that you have a lot pressure on you, what with you being in control of the four seasons and such but I would appreciate it if you wouldn't taken your frustrations out on us mere mortals. Given the fact that it in deed April 17 (I checked the calendar and everything) I feel that it just isn't nice to have white-out conditions on such a late date. Nor is it nice to tease us with hail and bouts of sunshine during this time. Hopefully you are feeling better soon and have your meds adjusted promptly.
Sincerly,
Pissed off in Ontario
So guess what our weather was like today? If you are still unsure, check the brief letter that i wrote above...and by the way I GOT THE NANNY POSITION!! I start May 2nd and i would love to say that it makes me sad to say goodbye to the place where i am working now but that would be lying and i try not to do that...much. The kiddies are adorable and they said that they are totally needing me long term because they want at least 2 more kids in the future so i think i'll be there for a while :) Today is April 17 and here is today's joke:
The Top 10 Signs That Its Time To Do The Laundry
- You're wearing your last pair of underwear in the shower consistently.
- You've worn your sheets to school because you can't get them off of you.
- Your socks act like a shirt does when its heavily starched and emit a serious funk.
- Your roommate walks around wearing a full body medical suit like they did in the movie "Outbreak" to avoid catching the Ebola virus.
- The Snuggle Bear on the softener bottle officially died last week.
- The DEA's drug sniffing dog is always coming by to sniff your laundry because the strong stench makes him think you have 28 tons of pot in your closet.
- Even after sewing 28 spring scented dryer sheets to the inside of your shirt, your friends still say you reek.
- The phrase "Wash Me" is visibly written in your jeans.
- Your red T-shirt is now green.
- The boss pulls you aside to remind you that your company's casual days does not include your college graduation gown and scuba diving fins.
- see you tomorrow!