bad joke of the day

[mindyone1]

We had thunderstorms ALL day today.  It was warm (for about 20 minutes) but the thunder started around 1030 this morning and stopped about an hour ago but they are calling for more storms tonight and tomorrow.  Gibbs and Taz are thrilled that i am home.  Gibbs won't leave my side and Taz walks through the house calling me until i answer.  I did 5 loads of laundry today (see what happens when i go away for a week? I fall behind with crap like that) and did my baked spaghetti sauce, which i am waiting for my bowl of it  to cool down enough to eat.  I also read a little a bit.  Last week i bought the final(?) book in The Earth Children's series by Jean. M. Auel.  I read Clan of the Cave Bear when i was in grade 8 so it's been a while but this book left me with a lot more questions than answers and makes me really, REALLY want another book.   I just didn't love it.  I wanted to but i couldn't, which frustrates me.  So now i'm back to Suzanne Brockmann's Trouble Shooter's series and am on book number 6 out of 16...again....for the 12893749734597 time.  Today is April 10 and in 3 months and 5 days i am picking up Sharon AND in 3 months and 16 days we will be in NEWFOUNDLAND!!! Here is today's joke:

You might be a redneck if...

You prefer the Sears catolog to Charmin.

Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q.

You think deer hunting should be an olympic sport.

You have a set of 16 matching salad bowls, and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

You have to call the police more than once a week to remove your drunk mother-in-law from your front lawn.

Your name is Billy Joe Jim Bob III.

You ever spent the night in the bed of your truck rather than paying for a motel room.

None of your zippers have all their teeth either. 49.You are driving the car you were conceived in.

You've ever used scissors on food.

You've ever re-used a paper plate.

see you tomorrow!