bad joke of the day

Mar 26, 2011 22:00




So last night my internet sucked.  I hate that my old provider switched to a new company, whose customer services sucks, and not in a positive life-affirming way.

So yeah, yesterday, Gibbs and i did our walk thing and, luckily, the lady who grooms him was at work so we had to stop and visit.  Gibbs was in puppy heaven.  There was another dog there, it was her first time and she was all nervous and whiny and stuff.  Gibbs licked her ear and laid down beside her and just watched Sarah work with her and the other dog stopped all the nonesense.  I think that she liked her GIbbs-attention.  Sarah called him the dog whisperer.

Work sucked today.  I am SOO done with that place.  Not cool people, really!  Today is March 26 and here is today's joke:

A social  worker from  a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to the  Mountains of North Carolina and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the  tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her  life.

Intrigued, she went up and  knocked  on the door. 'Anybody

home?' she   asked.

Yep,' came a kid's voice   through the door.

'Is your father there?'  asked  the social worker.

'Pa?  Nope,  he left  afore Ma came in,'  said the  kid.

'Well, is your mother there?'   persisted the social worker.

'Ma?    Nope, she left  just afore I got here,' said the  kid.

'But,' protested the social worker, 'are  you never together as a  family?'

'Sure, but not  here,' said the kid through the door.

'This is the Outhouse!'
see you tomorrow!

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