bad joke of the day
So today it snowed....a lot...like 8 inches in 8 hours (probably less time than that) so i was glad that i was home. And no, it wasn`t a pajama day :( I sort of hoped that it would turn into that but it didn`t. I made a four-layer cake with two layers of lemon cake and two of angel food cake. Instead of icing inbetween the layers, i put in lemon and vanilla pudding. It's a bright coloured cake because i used the left over icing from the cupcakes that i made on Saturday. Then for dinner i made a pot of potato and onion soup for me. Mom and dad made a pizza but the instructions called for the oven to be set at 480 degrees (!) , so i set the oven at that and may have over looked a plastic handled knife in the oven when i turned it up to that and so the house was full of smoke and crap. Oops! But yeah, i'm waiting for Republic of Doyle and today is February 9 and here is today's joke:
You might be a redneck if...
You have every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape.
Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than grandpa.
Your masseuse uses lard.
Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.
On stag night, you take a real deer.
Your back porch is bigger than your house.
There is more oil in your cap than in your car.
You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
A full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
see you tomorrow!
You might be a redneck if...
You have every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape.
Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than grandpa.
Your masseuse uses lard.
Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.
On stag night, you take a real deer.
Your back porch is bigger than your house.
There is more oil in your cap than in your car.
You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
A full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
see you tomorrow!