bad joke of the day
Seriously, WTF?!?! What is going on with the font on this page? It's all not nice and i'm pretty sure that Gibbs and I really don't like it.
Today was THE interview and i have to say that it went really great and i REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want this job. Basically, it's to run the house. They need someone to do the cooking, cleaning and taking care of the kids. AND if they go to the US to get horses (that's their business, buying/selling/training horses) i would get to go to take care of the kids. Plus i mentioned Newfoundland and she said that 5 weeks would be no problem, mainly because the three people that run the business all work out of the house. Have i mentioned how much i really want the job? Anyway, my mother is being a spastic bitch tonight because her computer sucks ass and somehow, that's all my fault. If only i could harness these powers for good instead of evil ;) Today is November 30 and here is today's joke:
New Dog Varieties
Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work
Bull Terrier + Shitzu
Oh, never mind...
see you tomorrow!
Today was THE interview and i have to say that it went really great and i REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want this job. Basically, it's to run the house. They need someone to do the cooking, cleaning and taking care of the kids. AND if they go to the US to get horses (that's their business, buying/selling/training horses) i would get to go to take care of the kids. Plus i mentioned Newfoundland and she said that 5 weeks would be no problem, mainly because the three people that run the business all work out of the house. Have i mentioned how much i really want the job? Anyway, my mother is being a spastic bitch tonight because her computer sucks ass and somehow, that's all my fault. If only i could harness these powers for good instead of evil ;) Today is November 30 and here is today's joke:
New Dog Varieties
Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work
Bull Terrier + Shitzu
Oh, never mind...
see you tomorrow!