bad joke of the day

[mindyone1]

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Weighing Gibbs

[fansee]

I guess you can't do what I do:

1.) Catch and pick up a cat.
2.) Jump on scale, note number.
3.) Put number into adding machine.
4.) Quick jusp back on scale, note weight without cat.
5.) Sigh in relief as you realize your weight has stayed the same.
6.) Subtract your weight from you+cat weight.
7.) Speak severely to cat about adding/subtracting food to reach ideal weight.

Go back to 1.) and repeat for next cat. FanSee

Re: Weighing Gibbs

[mindyone1]

That's the good thing about Gibbs. You put him on the scale at the vet's and he just sits there.

[bodleian]

Kids say the most amazing things and have an incredible view on the important things in life.
It may have been cold and windy but I am sure that Gibbs enjoyed his walk - even if he is a sook now.

[mindyone1]

He did like his walk but he seemed pretty anxious to head for home! He likes his blanket and pillow, that's for sure :)