bad joke of the day

Oct 18, 2010 19:49

So today at work was a little weird.  I was scheduled from 0545 until noon and another worker was there from 0545 until 3 but the third person didn't start until noon.  On a Monday, having only two people work for the first 6 hours is NOT physically possible. There is way to much to do during this time.  So let's put it this way, I worked until 230.  But the good news is that i have tomorrow and Wednesday off :)  *does a little happy dance*  So i came home, found out about insurance for the new vehicle (ouch! almost double what i am paying now) and tomorrow dad and i go to sign all the paper work and stuff to make sure that the loan works out.

Fansee, i stuck a link on my repsonse from yesterday to pictures of the vehicle.  Today is October 18 and here is today's joke:

Top 20
Completely Useless Inventions
20. Non stick Cellotape

19. Solar Powered Flash Light (torch)

18. A black highlighter pen

17. Glow in the dark sunglasses

16. Inflatable Anchor

15. Smooth Sandpaper

14. Waterproof sponge

13. Waterproof Teabags

12. AC adapter for Solar powered calculators

11. Fireproof Matches

10. Fireproof Cigarettes

9. Battery powered Battery Charger

8. Seatbelts for Motorbikes

7. Hand powered Chainsaw

6. Inflatable Dartboard

5. Silent Alarm Clock

4. A Pedal powered wheelchair

3. Braille Drivers Manual

2. Double sided playing cards

1. Ejector seats for Helicopters

see you tomorrow!

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