bad joke of the day
So yesterday we got Gibbs a seatbelt/harness thingy for in the car because, well, let's face it, he's psychotic when we're going somewhere. We tried it out last night and he's not that bad with it. It took a few minutes for him to realize that he could still lay down and stuff while he's wearing it and then he was okay. He also got a new dog bed. It's huge but he loves it. I like it cause it smells like cedar shavings. I love that smell. Today at work i made more banana bread. The one manager said that i should be doing only stuff like that. It ended up costing under $5 for a batch that makes about 12 loaves. Way cheaper than us buying loaves and selling them, and we make more profit with me doing it.,..and not to brag, but they taste WAY better :) Today is September 12 and here is today's joke:
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well," said her mother, "how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon as wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language - things I'd never heard before!
I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home... PLEASE MAMA!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama ... he used words like: dust, wash, iron, cook..."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
see you tomorrow!